It's okay, I've done it before.

Yeah, so, this mini_fest prompt I put up:

Pairing: Pansy/Ginny
I want PURE FILTH - dirty talk, toys (Christmas presents, maybe?), the works - I draw the line with watersports and scat. Not fussed about the era or infidelity. Want it consensual, that's it. Bring it on.

Challenge accepted. On the Loose, NSFW

ALSKIJAKDSJHLGDHASGSGGGGFFFHHJJJJK!

*cough*

Thank you so very much, Mystery Artist. I love it.

She's returned with a vengeance with a gorgeous new layout and a wonderful new fic written just for me. I'm talking, of course, about drippingcherry.

If you like your h/d fairytales to have frog!hexes, magazine!wanking, spider!suppers and boy!kisses, then this is the fic for you! It's sweet, it's light, it's got Theo in it - wow! Have a little look and go awwww...

Ranus Princeps

And of course, this gets the endorsement of the Frog brothers. (What ever happened to them, eh?)

With her ability to get under my school!smut-lovin' skin, treacle_tartlet has once again reduced me to a puddle of goo. It's not enough that she gives me train!smut for Christmas, but quite unsolicited, I get snakey-talk dorm!smut with an audience! Personally, I think she's trying to kill me.

Go read, adore, drool. And don't forget to leave her some lulz before you're incapable of higher brain function.

Hello! How was that for quick?

No, really. I've been off all week and with the kids on hols and Doug about to maybe/maybe not be sent to the Gulf, and trying to finish up my bottom_draco fic and beta some more fantastic ST/BSG crossover-fic and read 70 chapters (so far) of Double Edged Sword and keep up with work email, I have had to put LJ on the back burner.

So, now here I am, trying to sort through back posts, sort over at HiH, and generally have a brilliant time reading what's been going on (before I skip happily back to romaine24's gorgeous fic).

First of all, HUGE birthday wishes to those on my flist (who I hope all got their goodies, even though I didn't post anything on my lj on the day). Oh, and happy birthday to my other favourite fictional character, too. Second, HUGE hugs, prayers and good wishes to bryoneybrynn, mayflo, and nuclearsugars. Third, HUGE props to kilter for the great fic which landed me in the bath with the boys (again), to dorotea, who kept from stealing any cheese out of the Clinic during the birthday party last night- right???, and planetgal471 for throwing down the fic-posting gauntlet over at hh_sugarquill.

And finally- HURRAY! hp_sas starts today!!! Get out there and enjoy it, cause it's gonna be awesome.

Off to the gym. Should enjoy this caffeine high whilst I've got it.

Here's a couple of photos from the week: ( Scotsman in Repose and At the Dentist )

Title: Planned Parenthood
Rating: PG (just in case)
Pairing: H/D, Molly/Arthur
Word Count: 1152
Warnings: Reference to past mpreg
Disclaimer:Harry Potter is the property of J.K. Rowling and associated publishers. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is being made from this fiction.
Summary: Harry & Draco get a little help from some friends. Pure fluff.
A/N: This is BIRTHDAY FIC for enchanted_jae. I’ve used a couple of your prompts and hope you like this. Your fic has kept me going and you’re a great and supportive friend! Thanks to my partners in crime noeon and fairy_mischief for cleaning up the baby spit-up. And btw, the conversation at the start of this story is taken directly from one my husband and I have on a regular basis.

( Planned Parenthood )

And also in this post I have a few recs!

From the universe of ST, the warp-tastic HET and CANON (yes, I’m feeling okay, why do you ask?) Conversational Vulcan by my friend bluemoon02. It's getting rave reviews and not just from me, so you should go check it out!

And here are a couple of wonderful recs from what’s turning out to be my favourite pairing (D/Sc) of the nextgendarkfest. They both have a ton of twists and turns and IMHO no squicks whatsoever. They are just well-written, thought-provoking awesomeness. Don’t let the ship scare you- these are definitely worth the read: Let the Dead Lie and Ne Me Quitte Pas.

And finally, to starry_diadem, I’m going to be in Westminster tomorrow. I can ditch the conference early and go east if you want to hook up. Think I’ve PMed you my mobile # already.

That’s all the news that’s fit to print!