It's okay, I've done it before.

Right guys, stop whatever you're doing and go read my beautifully crafted Remix giftfic, The Hardest Word [G], by kjp_013. THANK YOU SO MUCH, M'DEAR!

It's a lovely heart-wrenching, sweetheart of a companion to my little ficlet, No Easy Thing, and pretty much says everything I would have wanted in a re-imaging.

I cannot squee enough over it, and I hope you will too!

Apologies for the (mostly) inexcusable delay in posting this:

I got the most wonderful hd_remix gift by basically threatening the author into writing it. Then when I got sick, I hoped she'd feel sorry for me and really pull out all the stops, and that's exactly what she did.

A remix of my I'll Show You Mine, I cannot squee loudly enough about I'll Show You More [NC17], by the bribe-tastic dysonrules. ♥ ♥ ♥

And for those of you who, like me, enjoyed curiouslyfic's HP/ST:XI fusionfic Give the Git a Wand, I remixed that into Give the Git a Kiss [PG13].

Title: Tripping the Light Fantastic
Rating: Just barely NC17
Characters: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione (implied)
Prompt(s): Harry loses his glasses. He spends Christmas fumbling around, bumping into things and looking at the pretty out of focus lights. Until Draco eventually finds and returns his glasses.
Warnings: Tooth-rotting fluff and a teensy-weensy bit of emo.
Summary: Way wrong answer, Harry. In fact, that was no answer at all.
Word Count: ~4K
A/N: OMG! I think I wrote established relationship. Thank you to the two bestest betas in the world, delphipsmith and groolover. And thank you to my muse, wendypops, for such a brilliant prompt – I ♥ anything to do with Harry’s glasses. Written for mini_fest 2011.

( Stumble over this way... )

You're probably sick of seeing it pop up in all your comments :)

Just look at that chest. Those thighs... And that groin...

And I chose the "stay in bed" answer over the Quiddich and still got him. But why wasn't there a "join in" part of the answer to finding him in bed with another man?

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Harry Potter

Your perfect HP man is Harry Potter.

Take The Harry Potter Husband Test at HelloQuizzy

On another note, if you're taking part in hd_remix, make sure to confirm your assignment before Sunday 18 September at hdremixmod@gmail.com, if you haven't already, or you will be dropped from the fest.

Right, for some reason DW didn't want to X-post for me tonight, so if it does eventually, apologies if this comes up twice. Hopefully, it'll work here now!

And thank you to ficreader76 for coining the term "Parselsnuggle" - this is what that is. SO CUTE! Thank you, BB!

Title: Say the Magic Word
Rating: PG13
Word Count ~6K
Warnings: None, this is pure sssssschmoop.
Summary: Salazar Slytherin takes a holiday and Draco gets locked out of the House.
Author's Notes: Written for gunshandcuffs's HD Support series - hd_parseltongue. Many thanks to alaana_fair for her infinite patience, and to my beloved betas, groolover and delphipsmith and to cassie_black12 for the once-over. Dedicated to jtsbbsps_dk for saving my sanity this summer.

( It'sssss over here... )

Title: hpsm_ftw
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A little bit of naughtiness on the comm, but the warnings (if any) are on the individual posts.
Word Count: 5.5K
Summary: Who knew there was a Harry/Scorpius community on magicaljournal.com? And guess who finds it? Harry/Scorpius is a popular RPF ship on magicaljournal.mgc and becomes addicted to it. I’ve deviated a little from the prompt – it’s not an RPF ship, but a whole effing comm, but I think you’ll like the result - there’s more stuff!
Author's Notes: As tempted as you might be to peruse the comm, please first follow the links in the fic - I promise it will make a whole lot more sense that way. Also be aware that some of the entries may be a little hawt image heavy, so please be patient. Thank you very much to my lovely betas and many, many thanks to the wonderful contributors to hpsm_ftw: dysonrules, citrus_lime, pink_mint, noeon, truffleofdoom, savagesnakes, moonlitdark, coronalexis, starrlicht, and marguerite_26 for her enthusiastic bad!fic. This was my submission to the hpsmfest.

The dangers delights of surfing the net...

Time Period: Hogwarts Era, 6th-8th year, AU or EWE
Place: anywhere at the school, the train
Object/Word Prompts: House Unity, tracle tart, Harry's glasses
Action: being made to hold hands
Gimme the most cliched school smut you can think of - suggestions are (please don't feel you need to use them all!): drinking games, partnership working, detention, caught after curfew, Prefects bath, etc, etc. Yeah, like you don't know who left this prompt, huh?


What I got was...

EXACTLY THAT!!! Did she guess it was me? Probably.

It looks long and daunting *smirk* but you will race through this like a slice of treacle tart and LOL at nearly every paragraph!

Thank you, thank you, kiraohara for Shackled.

Title: With the Best Will In the World
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Millie/Greg, Luna/Hannah, Hermione/Theo, Ron/?
Summary: It's 8th year and Ron has two choices: get the boys together or don’t bother coming home for the holidays. Of course, things work out perfectly for scheming!Ron. Not.
Rating: PG13
Warning: Bad poetry?
Word Count: ~9000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to sassy_cissa, being_there and alovelycupoftea for the betas. Also, thank you to brissygirl for help with Aboriginal names. *snogs everyone * This was my submission for hd_smoochfest for the divine brinimc.

( The Weasleys' world is about to tilt )

This is perfect Smoochfic - it's HAWT, it's sweet, it's fun, it's got kissing in the rain and dirty talk during an eye-exam. What more does a fangirl need?

Shove over, Malfoy - it may be your birthday, but I feel like it's mine! Feast your eyes on Seeing Things: Or How Not to Make a Spectacle of Yourself

Title: Hold the Phone
Rating: R
Word Count: ~6700
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius
Warnings: None
Summary: The prompt was a very drunk Scorpius dials Al and tells him dirty/lame jokes and it leads to something more. No prior relationship, preferable.
Author Notes: Many thanks to my lovely betas, delphipsmith and groolover. Written for the 2011 hp_nextgen_fest. Thank you, mods - this was great fun!

( Hold the Phone )