Quidditch, Iceman and a dragon barista - it's utter nonsense, so of course it's mine

[nursedarry]

Before I say anything about me, I must thank the wonderful star_sailor13 for the most amazing and beautiful hd_holidays gift in the shape of I Want, I Need. I love it, and I'm so chuffed she created something just for me! *hugs art*

Okay, on to the fic...

Title: This Foolish Lover's Game
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Blaise/Charlie
Summary: Harry and Ron are sent to elite Auror training, and guess who’s also there. Somehow, Harry and Draco manage to learn a few things before falling into bed between the sniping and sparring in order to become the best of the best of the best. EWE.
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. All Top Gun characters herein are the property of the Scott estate and Paramount Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Crack, fluff, naughtiness, the threat of karaoke
Word Count: ~8K
Author's Notes: Dragon-sized thanks to my beta, delphipsmith. Written for the fantabulous enchanted_jae for hd_holidays. Strangely enough, I decided on the plot for this prompt just days before Tony Scott’s death (may he RIP). I’m not sure he’d be too pleased with this homage to his best-known work, but I hope you all will be. The title is taken from Take My Breath Away.

The highway to the danger zone begins here...

Comments

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

I was so delighted with the fic, and even more excited to see it was YOU who wrote it! Thanks again for the fun, fabulous story!

[delphipsmith]

This was SUCH a hoot :)

[knowmefirst.livejournal.com]

Awww! This is so beautiful.

Maybe I miss the fest all together, but now I can read lovely fics as this one with leisure :D

[jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com]

Omg, seriously laughed out loud A LOT during this fic xDD And the note at the end XDDD

As a result, Harry and Draco had been forced to Transfigure the dragon into a very tall, very confused-looking Starbucks barista. *mentally weeping with laughter*

Hmm... an apple store AND a starbucks... now where've I seen this before? :P

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA POOR RON XDDD

Fifteen minutes later he was back, with a double-shot caramel macchiato and the barista who’d made it for him. Still not over how fucking hilarious this is xDD

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd love that!!! You were very inspirational. I've also got an Auror named after accioscar.

I have such nice memories of hanging out by SB/Apple. We'll have to go over for a coffee in a couple of weeks:D

[jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS* :D and LOL ^____^

And yep! :D and now it's only a week and a half until I (fingers crossed!) get to see you again!!!! \O/ ♥