Another Stocking Stuffer rec - Hysterical

[nursedarry]

I love this kind of thing. When we were young and innocent, delphipsmith and I made up Linnean classifications of Star Wars characters. (Well, didn't everyone?) We figured there must be some practical aspect to our playing around in fandom.

nicevenn has done a funny for HP. She's used a template for some elf (can't remember his name now), and brought it to our little corner of the playpark.

This has come in so handy, I can't tell you... And if you're having trouble, you can always blame enchanted_jae. (I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the manufacturers will have to call on leo_draconis to write up the specifications for Draco's cock.)

Please to be perusing these simple instructions. And thank you so much for sharing them, nicevenn!

Harry and Draco: The Owner's Guide and Operating Manual

Comments

[delphipsmith]

I'd forgotten about our high school hi-jinks...wonder if I have those somewhere :: makes note to self to search closets ::

In addition to providing you with live porn, HARRY and DRACO have been designed to perform quality service around your home and garden (if you can convince them to get their hands out of each other's trousers for a few minutes). There are 69 such uses.

Of course there are. LOLOL! I laughed like a maniac when I read this piece :D Really captures the essence of a user's manual and splendidly funny. I particularly liked the troubleshooting section:

Problem: DRACO is sneaking around the house and HARRY is following him, Marauders' Map in hand, and whispering something that sounds like "...up to no good."

Solution: Your units have accidentally switched to canon mode. Nothing good will come of this. Switch them back to Fanon mode as soon as possible.

Bwahahaaaaa!!!

[creme-bun.livejournal.com]

*dies* This is clever in the extreme!

[ennyousai.livejournal.com]

When we were young and innocent, delphipsmith and I made up Linnean classifications of Star Wars characters.

Now *that* is awesome.

[dirty-darella.livejournal.com]

Wasn't nicevenn brilliant? XD
Too great.