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nursedarry ([personal profile] nursedarry) wrote2009-02-28 08:19 pm
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Fic: Better & Better

Title: Better & Better
Author: [livejournal.com profile] nursedarry
Pairing: H/D
Word Count: 226
Rating: R-ish, AU
Warning: A very quick but rather unsavoury Harry/Ginny image
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me nor am I making any money from this work of fiction. All characters are over the age of consent.
A/N: This came to me when driving to work last week, which begs the question were my eyes on the road whilst my head was in the gutter? Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] delphipsmith for the once-over and kick up the backside.



~*~

“And it’s finished,” Hermione says with a satisfied tone, carefully setting down her wooden spoon onto the worktop.

Malfoy walks by as she says it and looks derisively into her cauldron, then back up to our group at large. “Ha,” he scoffs. “I can do better than that.”

And he can- according to Snape, of course.

~*~

Standing on the sidelines- we’re supposed to be helping Madam Hooch observe the younger students- we both watch as the 3rd year Ravenclaw grabs the practice Snitch from under the nose of the Gryffindor student.

“Ha,” says Malfoy disdainfully. He’s not looking at me but I can tell he’s saying this for my benefit. “I can do better than that.”

And he can- leading Slytherin to victory over Hufflepuff in less than half an hour.

~*~

My back is pressed up against the dark corridor wall, my eyes closed, my penis in Ginny’s mouth. I try to focus long enough to give her the requisite warning.

The next morning, Hedwig delivers a note to me as I eat breakfast in the Great Hall. I unfold it and read the neat cursive. It’s from Malfoy, for I recognise the handwriting. I look around wildly. He’s not in the Hall.

I look back down at the note.

“Same corridor, 11pm: I can do better than that.”

~*~

And do you know what?

He can.
ext_76725: (screw canon/drarry slash)

[identity profile] ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL
I bet he can!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Me too! Thanks for reading:)

[identity profile] qumabh.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahahahaha! Fabulous!

~Mab

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, doll! It was fun to write.

[identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeee! Now Harry can dump Ginny and let Draco "do better than that" all the time.

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
That was always the plan in my head:) Let's hope they've taken your sage advice! Thanks for reading.

[identity profile] kiebeau.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
cocky Draco....

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed. Love your icon:)

[identity profile] noeon.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
OOOOOOHHHhhhhHHHHhhhhHHHH.

I really, really like this. REALLY. Perhaps even a little too much.

I... I want to know what happens. I could build a whole fic around this. This is GORGEOUS.

You are the devil incarnate.

I was thinking about head for dessert. Is it a sheep's head? 'Cause that's usually a main course...

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're cracking me up. What exactly were you smokin' in NYC? LOL! Thanks for the lovely comment.

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[identity profile] deadlyxchagrin.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
As I was reading this I was too distracted with the image of a penis in Ginny's mouth to fully take it in.
But now I have, haha, and I love it!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully Harry's happier with a "different" image, too. Thanks for reading!

[identity profile] sisika.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm. Delicious. ;)

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for reading and for the nice comment!

[identity profile] latteunicorns.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
This brings to mind, bob the builder's famous, "CAN WE FIX IT?" OH YES WE CAN. Lovely!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Now I'm going to be singing that theme music all night:)

-->points to self: has two 4-year olds.

Thanks for reading!
ext_6287: It is an orange field, upon which badly drawn letters are blazoned in a cyrillic script, signifying 'all my love' (Default)

[identity profile] la-dissonance.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my goodness! Naughty Draco! He seems slimy in this one, but heee, it was fun. :D

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Always fun with those two in my head:) Thanks for reading!

[identity profile] thrnbrooke.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Go Draco!!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-05 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Knows what he's doing, that one:)

Thanks for reading.

[identity profile] reicheruchan.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahaha!!!! Good one!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Glad you liked it and thanks for reading!

[identity profile] vwalk.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I almost didn't read this because somehow I focused on the Harry/Ginny and initially overlooked the unsavory part.
I'm so glad I read it. I loved it!!!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-04-01 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it:) Cheers for reading.

[identity profile] delorispea.livejournal.com 2009-05-19 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome :P

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, doll!! so is you.

[identity profile] 3whiteroses.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha yes he CAN! :D

That is just brilliant. No. BRILLIANT.
I'm in love. I think this is my all time favorite drabble, EVAR!
Friend? :D

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Er... WOW! Friend away!! *looks* thought we were... *fixes*

[identity profile] eskiie.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Muahah, short and sweet, fabulous end, and I like the repetitive 'i can do better than that'. :D

I'm slowly making my way through all your fics.

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2010-01-22 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww...thanks! I haven't been writing long. At least in this fandom. I'm so chuffed to have an audience, as it were. Please let me know which ones you like. A few have art with them and one (In the Beginning) has been nominated for a [livejournal.com profile] forbiddenawards, by someone who clearly has no taste.

[identity profile] demicus.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I love your fierce, fearless Draco.

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I like him a bit balsy but still a bit insecure :D Love your cheeky Tom icon!

[identity profile] fancypantsdylan.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL, not sure if the re-mix could be better than this, cause this was just brilliant and so totally Draco :D

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you!!!

*smooches*

[identity profile] sajmalfoy13.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft Ginny hasn't got anything on Draco...ever!! *runs away to read remix*

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
WE know that! If only the makers of the films would realise that and change the books - hee hee.

Oh, and thank you SO much for reading!
Edited 2011-03-23 18:11 (UTC)

[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I have absolutely no doubts that Draco can do better than Ginny in all ways when it comes to Harry :D

It's funny how adore this Draco when the only thing he does here is say "I can do better than that!" ♥

Delightful read! An incredible amount of entertainment in 223 words!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU!!!

I can't believe you saw so much in that- I'm glad you did, though! I had fun writing that :DD

re: Better & Better

[identity profile] vaysh11.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol* This is too funny. I do love Harry's matter of fact voice in this. Definitely already fallen for Draco after one blowjob in the corridor. ;)

Re: Better & Better

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
We all know he fell for Draco even before that :))) THANKS FOR READING, BB!

[identity profile] frayach.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
:D Brilliant!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Awww... So are you!

[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yay for this squeeeeee :)

Oh yes Draco you can do so much better :)

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[identity profile] mijeli.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
*snort* Why did I never read this before? Anyway, obviously [livejournal.com profile] hd_remix sent me over, and I'm so glad it did :DD That was hilarious. And proof that "all talk, no action" does not apply to Malfoys.

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee. Thanks for reading. I think the post-war Draco is in a hurry to make up for lost time :D

[personal profile] besamislabios 2011-03-24 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

Brilliant. ♥

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! *smooches*

[identity profile] blueboyfey.livejournal.com 2011-03-24 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This is great! Just read it for the first time because of the remix!

[identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU!!!! I'm glad it's getting a look-in from the awesome remix of it. Wasn't that just amazing?

*goes to read again*

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