Fic: Hammer & Tongs, 14/?

[nursedarry]

Title: Hammer & Tongs 14/?
Authors: nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 495
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...



Heimdall, what have I done?

I kissed him. Yes, HIM! It was … yeah. It was good, all warm and wet and his tongue was in my mouth and I … I think I need a moment.

Sorry, I just don’t know what came over me – I went in to throw Sif on the bed and teach her a lesson, but instead I threw her out and Loki was there, and I fell on him and kissed him, and his arms went round my shoulders and I could feel underneath me, and all I could think about was pulling off every last piece of armour and clothing and running my hands up and down that amazing body.

But Heimdall, he did not submit! Can you imagine?

You can? Am I missing something?

I shall tell you everything, because I fear I may have acted inappropriately and I wish I could have thought about what I was doing, but Heimdall, thinking was the last thing on my mind. And when he pulled my trousers open and put his mouth on me, I thought I might have lost my mind to anything more than just moaning his name.

Yes! There! Can you believe it?

You can?

Heimdall, what are you telling me? Where did you learn such a thing? And why did you not do it to me when we were together?

You shouldn’t spy on people, Heimdall, regardless of how depraved the realm. Actually, tell me what else you have learned, because I fear I behaved so badly! And perhaps that’s the best way to apologise if I have a chance to touch him again.

Oh, sorry. So, I had the most amazing release.

You heard? Shut up! You did not! Anyway, I went to do the same to Loki – I was sure I could, and then …I panicked! Yes, me.

I feel awful, I had my hands and mouth on his beautiful cock, Heimdall, and I just panicked. I mean what should I have done?

I suppose he swallowed it; I wasn’t in a position to notice, but that wasn’t the problem, I was prepared to do the same. The reason I had to leave was what would I have done next?

What? Well, I wanted to kiss him again and again and tell him I loved him and that I was his for the taking and I wanted to be with him forever, but I can’t believe I’d ever say that to anyone and it … well, I won’t lie, it frightened me, Heimdall. And I’ve never been frightened in my life!

But now what do I do? He must be so angry and upset, and I don’t know what I should … huh?

Oh hells, Heimdall, I’ve left it in Sif’s room. Go get it for me?

I can’t! What if Loki is still there? He might be crying or throwing things. All I need is to be kneecapped by my own hammer.

TBC...

Chapter 15