Fic: Hammer & Tongs 4/?

[nursedarry]

Title: Hammer & Tongs 4/?
Authors: nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 216
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...



Fandral! Can you believe that, Heimdall? What was he thinking? Besides being a terrible...er...dresser, I just do not think he is right for Loki. Not for a first time.

I know it’s his first time. He confides these things in me.

I am not being untruthful - he does!

Fine, perhaps not about that, but I know he has not partaken before.

Spying? Not so! I just feel...protective...of him. I do not wish to see him get hurt. And Fandral would have hurt him, I know he would, physically and in mind. It would not have been pleasurable. His first time should be pleasurable, don’t you think?

I mean anyone’s first time, Heimdall.

I did not overreact, and I am not interfering. Watch, I shall not interfere further; Loki is his own man and can bed whom he wants.

I am not glowering.

Enough of this nonsense, we shall talk on other matters.

No, I have heard nothing of my father’s plans for the realm. I mean, really, Heimdall, what does Loki see in Fandral, of all people?

All right, all right. I shall leave you be. In fact, if you think it best, I shall go and apologise to Fandral for my - what did you call it - boorish behaviour.

Until later, my friend.

TBC...

Chapter 5