Warning: not for the faint-stomached

[nursedarry]

OMG - note to self:

Taking the last of the steroids for out-of-control asthma + reading septemberoses' Copenhagen series (so much lovely G/E/Carsten food-smut) was NOT the best combination this morning.

I have eaten nearly all of jtsbbsps_dk's rye bread and pate, half a whole cucumber, two chopped eggs, two small Kit-Kats, chocolate milk, and now want ice cream, smoked salmon, onions, radishes and herring. Then I want to wash it all down with the rest of the Absolut, a pint of blood and a mouthful of come.

No lie.

Comments

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Um ... enjoy?

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

OMG! Don't make me laugh - I'm either going to cough myself to death or sa-plode.

[nicevenn.livejournal.com]

Eww.

Feel better!

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, I could eat that thing in your icon RIGHT NOW!!!

*oops-wrong icon*

[jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com]

Update: she has now eaten *ALL* of my pate.

:P

*is amused and pets the poor darling, who can't even laugh at something without starting a coughing fit*

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Thank you for having it in the house! Next time have some salmon, too!

Oh wait, I'm not doing this again.

*blerg*

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

Um, any chance you're pregnant?

*worries*

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAA!

I don't think so - braces & a belt, you know. No way I'm doing the "multiples" thing again :)

And I never got cravings like this last time. It's the fic's fault.

[lady-of-clunn.livejournal.com]

Er...

Pregnant?

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

NOPE! I've been fixed and am perimenopausal.

Having said that, it is the season of miracles...

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

Er...nom?

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm almost full now. I think.

Not sure.

*digs around in fridge*

[savagesnakes.livejournal.com]

That is quite an interesting combination of nomstuffs. The ice cream, in particular, is quite strange. Perhaps you can make blood and vodka and semen and onions and smoked salmon and radishes and herring-flavoured ice cream, and then it wouldn't be so strange I think, to have an average craving mixed with several not-so-average cravings.

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Ha ahahahaha! Actually, all I want now is a bucket.

Ate too much.

[delphipsmith]

...and then it wouldn't be so strange...

No, it would still be strange LOL!

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Sounds interesting I have never heard of pate :)

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Supposed to be pâté, but I was too lazy to type it.

Fixed now.

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh okay *smooshes close*

[delphipsmith]

Jesus god. You're not pregnant, are you???

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

For the last time, NO!!!!

[delphipsmith]

Heeee. I just read the rest of the comments -- I see I'm not the only one who leapt to conclusions. But really, what did you expect when you listed that collection of oddities LOL?!

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

LOL! Actually, I DO WANT! Even frogs legs would have got eaten if I'd had a plate of them.

[septemberoses.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and hate me, I'm okay with that. Have some more herring. You probably enjoyed the food porn. That's not for everyone.

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

I love food and porn.

Fortunately, you have give both soooo gooood :)

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Good grief! Well, I suppose you're full by now.

I'm so sorry to hear that your asthma got out of control (been there).

Hmm ... everything but the pint o' blood sounds doable to me.

Have a healthier, happy New Years! *hugs*

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! It wasn't asthma! See later posts.

I'm still suffering the side effects from those fucking steroids, too!

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Good gravy! See? This is what happens when I try to randomly catch up on people's posts. *smirk*

I'd say I was glad that it wasn't asthma but a hiatus hernia & an h pylori ulcer don't sound any better!

I think steroids do as much harm as good. I hope the iatrogenic effects go away soon.