Warning: not for the faint-stomached

[nursedarry]

OMG - note to self:

Taking the last of the steroids for out-of-control asthma + reading septemberoses' Copenhagen series (so much lovely G/E/Carsten food-smut) was NOT the best combination this morning.

I have eaten nearly all of jtsbbsps_dk's rye bread and pate, half a whole cucumber, two chopped eggs, two small Kit-Kats, chocolate milk, and now want ice cream, smoked salmon, onions, radishes and herring. Then I want to wash it all down with the rest of the Absolut, a pint of blood and a mouthful of come.

No lie.

Comments

[savagesnakes.livejournal.com]

That is quite an interesting combination of nomstuffs. The ice cream, in particular, is quite strange. Perhaps you can make blood and vodka and semen and onions and smoked salmon and radishes and herring-flavoured ice cream, and then it wouldn't be so strange I think, to have an average craving mixed with several not-so-average cravings.

[nursedarry.livejournal.com]

Ha ahahahaha! Actually, all I want now is a bucket.

Ate too much.

[delphipsmith]

...and then it wouldn't be so strange...

No, it would still be strange LOL!