Warning: not for the faint-stomached

[nursedarry]

OMG - note to self:

Taking the last of the steroids for out-of-control asthma + reading septemberoses' Copenhagen series (so much lovely G/E/Carsten food-smut) was NOT the best combination this morning.

I have eaten nearly all of jtsbbsps_dk's rye bread and pate, half a whole cucumber, two chopped eggs, two small Kit-Kats, chocolate milk, and now want ice cream, smoked salmon, onions, radishes and herring. Then I want to wash it all down with the rest of the Absolut, a pint of blood and a mouthful of come.

No lie.

Comments

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Um ... enjoy?

[nicevenn.livejournal.com]

Eww.

Feel better!

[jtsbbsps-dk.livejournal.com]

Update: she has now eaten *ALL* of my pate.

:P

*is amused and pets the poor darling, who can't even laugh at something without starting a coughing fit*

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

Um, any chance you're pregnant?

*worries*

[lady-of-clunn.livejournal.com]

Er...

Pregnant?

[subtlefire.livejournal.com]

Er...nom?

[savagesnakes.livejournal.com]

That is quite an interesting combination of nomstuffs. The ice cream, in particular, is quite strange. Perhaps you can make blood and vodka and semen and onions and smoked salmon and radishes and herring-flavoured ice cream, and then it wouldn't be so strange I think, to have an average craving mixed with several not-so-average cravings.

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Sounds interesting I have never heard of pate :)

[delphipsmith]

Jesus god. You're not pregnant, are you???

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

[septemberoses.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and hate me, I'm okay with that. Have some more herring. You probably enjoyed the food porn. That's not for everyone.

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Good grief! Well, I suppose you're full by now.

I'm so sorry to hear that your asthma got out of control (been there).

Hmm ... everything but the pint o' blood sounds doable to me.

Have a healthier, happy New Years! *hugs*