A Real Man
Sep. 27th, 2010 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nursedarryA real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......
Never mind.
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Date: 2010-09-27 01:30 pm (UTC)*hangs head* *gloomy* sadly such man does not exist, or he's gay.. you have a lot of gay guys who are like that..
WHY DO ALL THE GAYS HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIENDS?!
*sulks*
YAY FOR WINE!
♥
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Date: 2010-09-27 03:07 pm (UTC)And if I can find a nice straight boy, anyone can. Course, he doesn't always do any of those things above :DDDD
That's what friends, wine, and my good self are for!
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Date: 2010-09-27 03:23 pm (UTC)♥
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Date: 2010-09-27 01:48 pm (UTC):D
*raises glass*
FUCK YEAH. MERLOT 4EVA!
OMG I DON'T HAVE A MERLOT ICON WTF???????? O_____O
*must remedy*
Oh well, it's early. Coffee will have to do.
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Date: 2010-09-27 02:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-09-27 01:55 pm (UTC)That's what liquor (in my case) is for. ;)
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Date: 2010-09-27 02:04 pm (UTC)Husband? Whole different species. And I like it that way.
And I've got ME to make me feel good.
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Date: 2010-09-27 02:10 pm (UTC)And it's never a good idea to treat one person (and expect them to treat you) as your whole world, no matter how much you love them. It's a lot of pressure!
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Date: 2010-09-27 03:10 pm (UTC)*guzzles*
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Date: 2010-09-27 02:30 pm (UTC)♥
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Date: 2010-09-27 03:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-09-27 06:17 pm (UTC)I would totally shop for makeup and talk slash with you. And do the latter over a glass or two of wine! *kisses*
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Date: 2010-09-27 06:47 pm (UTC)*Gulps glass of wine and kisses back*
*Vehemently*
*Mmmmmm*
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Date: 2010-09-27 08:42 pm (UTC)*glomps*
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Date: 2010-09-30 06:15 pm (UTC)Sorry no update this week- will be back on Tues, but so far, so good. Mostly ;)
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Date: 2010-09-27 10:53 pm (UTC)Here, here. *clinks glass*
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Date: 2010-09-30 06:14 pm (UTC)Sorry this reply is so late; I was out buying more wine.
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Date: 2010-09-30 06:11 pm (UTC)Hey, did you get my beta request email?
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Date: 2010-10-06 10:01 pm (UTC)I was going to make a "I like my men like I like my..." joke, but I like guys who are smart, funny, and just a bit geeky, so I can't think of one. :/