Hee! So glad you posted this. I'm endlessly flattered you were so inspired by your present, as you well know.

I loved this:
“Potter, I’m willing to part with it for the sake of your arse,” Draco declared.

and this:
“And if it’s not too much trouble, how about closing the damn curtains?”

For some reason the idea of the curtains being open tickles me immensely.

Wonderful job my dear!!!