Meme stolen from Emmy

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1. My uncle once: lived in Bean Town

2. Never in my life: have I had sex in a car.

3. When I was five: I wore much smaller shoes.

4. High school was: an interesting social experiment which I am glad I’ve grown out of.

5. I will never forget: the first ultrasound appointment I had.

6. Once I met: one of Scotland’s First Ministers. He wasn’t FM at the time and spent most of the conversation talking to my cleavage.

7. There’s this boy I know: with beautiful brown eyes and sandy hair who has just had a birthday

8. Once, at a bar: I played quarters with Shelley. (Actually, I think I may have done that more than once.)

9. By noon, I’m usually: listening to Jeremy Vine on Radio 2.

10. Last night: I watched some Poirot on telly and was in bed by 9.

11. If only I had: won the lottery last weekend.

12. Next time I go to church: will be for someone else’s wedding or funeral

13. What worries me most: is something bad happening to my family

14. When I turn my head left I see: a wall

15. When I turn my head right I see: my children and Spongebob

16. You know I’m lying when: I say “just a few minutes”.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the “good” music and big shoulderpads (great for my shape)

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Miranda from The Tempest

19. By this time next year: I’ll be in Oxfordshire

20. A better name for me would be: Mrs Jacquelyn DiCaprio

21. I have a hard time understanding: the appeal of reality tv & the positions on a cricket pitch

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: sign up for Dr Josh Keyes’ freshman geophysics class.

23. You know I like you if: I tease you

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the person who hands it to me.

25. Take my advice, never: smoke or try to cut your own bangs

26. My ideal breakfast is: Brown Bag blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon

27. A song I love is: the Cantina Band’s second track

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: go in the autumn and don’t wear purple

29. Why won’t people: GET ALONG. You don’t have to like each other- just be civil to each other.

30. If you spend a night at my house: be prepared to get cat hair on you.

31. I’d stop my wedding for: er, nothing that I can think of at this moment.

32. The world could do without: Boris Johnson

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: a lot of stuff. I can think quite a few things worse than that.

34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: that DiCaprio fellow

35. Paper clips are more useful than: SUVs

36. If I do anything well it’s: talk

37. I can’t help but: agree with Trinny & Susannah most of the time

38. I usually cry: when I hear the national anthem (either of them)

39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: try everything you can (within the law, of course).

40. And by the way: this is the last question to this meme.