Warning: not for the faint-stomached

[nursedarry]

OMG - note to self:

Taking the last of the steroids for out-of-control asthma + reading septemberoses' Copenhagen series (so much lovely G/E/Carsten food-smut) was NOT the best combination this morning.

I have eaten nearly all of jtsbbsps_dk's rye bread and pâté, half a whole cucumber, two chopped eggs, two small Kit-Kats, chocolate milk, and now want ice cream, smoked salmon, onions, radishes and herring. Then I want to wash it all down with the rest of the Absolut, a pint of blood and a mouthful of come.

No lie.