Fic: Hammer & Tongs, 12/?

[nursedarry]

Title: Hammer & Tongs 12/?
Authors: nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 295
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...



Can you see him, Heimdall?

No reason, just curious.

Where?

Sif? Well, of course - they're friends.

What do you mean "friends don't normally do that"? What are they doing?

Are you sure that's Sif? The last time I spoke to her she was definitely not interested.

Thank you Heimdall, I'm aware that most people don't just bed anything with legs.

All evidence to that contrary? What does that mean? I was merely suggesting that Sif, if she liked men, might have looked toward me once or twice.

They're WHAT? Right, he should not be doing that with her. He should be doing that with me!

What? I did not!

Heimdall, do not be silly, I said "She should be doing that with me!" I think this job is affecting your ears, my friend.

This must be stopped. She will only break his heart. I'll be back to tell you how I fared.


* One hour later...*


Heimdall, I am not smiling.

Yes, I did break them up, I was able to intervene before things went too far.

No, I am not drunk.

I may have done something but I'm not telling you.

I do not tell you everything, Heimdall.

I'M NOT SMILING!

Very well, I may be smiling a little, No, I will not tell you anything - do not ask again.

Oh all right I will tell you, but you must not speak of this to others - it is my secret. Let me just say that I was not aware that someone's mouth could wreck such wonders upon my body.

No I will not show you.

I left because I was afraid of controlling myself. I did not want to take advantage; he deserves better.

She! I said SHE!

Shut up, Heimdall.

TBC...

Chapter 13