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nursedarry) wrote2011-12-10 08:52 pm
nursedarry) wrote2011-12-10 08:52 pm
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Fic: Hammer & Tongs, 6/?
Title: Hammer & Tongs 6/?
Authors:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 328
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are bynicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.
The story so far...
Yes, perhaps that could have gone differently.
You’ve heard? How? Does all of Asgard know?
I did not make that much noise, Heimdall, stop telling tales!
Very amusing, I am sure no one on Jötunheim heard me, either.
Very well, as you know, I had heard Loki was going to ask Fandral to share his bed, I encouraged him not to. He ignored my advice, and by the time I got to his bedchamber, I was nearly too late.
Perhaps I may have threatened Fandral a little.
What? Where I go, Mjolnir goes.
Bah, of course I remember, but I told you I’d had a bit too much mead that night we shared together, and I’m pleased you returned it to me the next morning.
Fine, when I arrived, I told Loki to leave – yes, I’m aware it was his room – and fell about chastising Fandral. Um...fell onto Fandral. I may have fallen into him, too. Several times. And he me.
It was better than the last time, at least, I’ll give Fandral that.
Not funny, Heimdall; that’s the last time I give him anything.
Loki? I’m sure he’s had the sheets changed. What of it?
I imagine he feels a little aggrieved, but look at what I saved him from? He deserves only the best, and as good as it might have been, Fandral is not that.
I do not know Heimdall, but not him. Or you, before you say it.
I told you I was drunk; I do not remember our night that well.
No, I will not take your word for it, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll keep your eyes and everything else off Loki!
I am sorry, Heimdall, I am not myself. I should return to my father’s house before Loki moves on to his next endeavour. I have a feeling there may be trouble if anyone else hears of this.
Every realm did not hear. Stop your teasing.
TBC...
Chapter 7
Authors:
nicevenn and nursedarryPairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 328
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by
nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.The story so far...
Yes, perhaps that could have gone differently.
You’ve heard? How? Does all of Asgard know?
I did not make that much noise, Heimdall, stop telling tales!
Very amusing, I am sure no one on Jötunheim heard me, either.
Very well, as you know, I had heard Loki was going to ask Fandral to share his bed, I encouraged him not to. He ignored my advice, and by the time I got to his bedchamber, I was nearly too late.
Perhaps I may have threatened Fandral a little.
What? Where I go, Mjolnir goes.
Bah, of course I remember, but I told you I’d had a bit too much mead that night we shared together, and I’m pleased you returned it to me the next morning.
Fine, when I arrived, I told Loki to leave – yes, I’m aware it was his room – and fell about chastising Fandral. Um...fell onto Fandral. I may have fallen into him, too. Several times. And he me.
It was better than the last time, at least, I’ll give Fandral that.
Not funny, Heimdall; that’s the last time I give him anything.
Loki? I’m sure he’s had the sheets changed. What of it?
I imagine he feels a little aggrieved, but look at what I saved him from? He deserves only the best, and as good as it might have been, Fandral is not that.
I do not know Heimdall, but not him. Or you, before you say it.
I told you I was drunk; I do not remember our night that well.
No, I will not take your word for it, and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll keep your eyes and everything else off Loki!
I am sorry, Heimdall, I am not myself. I should return to my father’s house before Loki moves on to his next endeavour. I have a feeling there may be trouble if anyone else hears of this.
Every realm did not hear. Stop your teasing.
TBC...
Chapter 7