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nicevenn and I are at it again. These aren't letters though, (I'm not sure he could write his name in the dirt with a stick), these are conversations. We'll endeavour to update regularly.
Title: Hammer & Tongs 2/?
Authors:nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 318
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are bynicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.
Chapter 1
What do you mean, you’re working, Heimdall, there’s no one here. You’ve got nothing to do but stand around opening doors for people, so you can afford to take a few moments to converse with a fellow Asgardian.
And I bring news of conquest, my friend, though not in the cold hard wastes or roasting desert realms. Last night I conquered softer, downier valleys.
Yes, you’re right, of course, perhaps it isn’t as good - there is something to be said about the heady exhilaration when a pair of muscular legs is thrown over one’s shoulders. In fact, you and I could pass a good hour reminiscing on the wonders of sexual congress between two hard bodies could we not?
How can you say it wasn’t that amazing? I confess, I’d had several goblets of mead beforehand, but still, I didn’t hear any complaints at the time.
All right, my friend, I shall give you a rematch, just name the day.
Me? A point to prove? I do not sleep with every maiden and young man in Asgard! I’ve not bedded...er...uh... Sif! There! You see? I can be restrained if I need to be. Tell me, friend, what point is it I’m trying to make and to whom?
I love the moment, that deep aching little-death that makes me feel more alive than even the best battle can.
Pah, the chase. I have no need of it; no one in Asgard would deny me. I have no ulterior motive, Heimdall, I hide nothing. This is me we’re talking of, remember? There is no need for subtlety even with the most innocent.
Why should I be with one woman as father, or celibate as a human monk as Loki -
He what? Looking at whom? When? In what sense looking?
I do not believe you, but I see the hour grows late. I shall leave you to your work.
TBC...
Chapter 3
hd_seasons, nicevenn and I are at it again. These aren't letters though, (I'm not sure he could write his name in the dirt with a stick), these are conversations. We'll endeavour to update regularly.Title: Hammer & Tongs 2/?
Authors:
nicevenn and nursedarryPairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 318
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by
nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.Chapter 1
What do you mean, you’re working, Heimdall, there’s no one here. You’ve got nothing to do but stand around opening doors for people, so you can afford to take a few moments to converse with a fellow Asgardian.
And I bring news of conquest, my friend, though not in the cold hard wastes or roasting desert realms. Last night I conquered softer, downier valleys.
Yes, you’re right, of course, perhaps it isn’t as good - there is something to be said about the heady exhilaration when a pair of muscular legs is thrown over one’s shoulders. In fact, you and I could pass a good hour reminiscing on the wonders of sexual congress between two hard bodies could we not?
How can you say it wasn’t that amazing? I confess, I’d had several goblets of mead beforehand, but still, I didn’t hear any complaints at the time.
All right, my friend, I shall give you a rematch, just name the day.
Me? A point to prove? I do not sleep with every maiden and young man in Asgard! I’ve not bedded...er...uh... Sif! There! You see? I can be restrained if I need to be. Tell me, friend, what point is it I’m trying to make and to whom?
I love the moment, that deep aching little-death that makes me feel more alive than even the best battle can.
Pah, the chase. I have no need of it; no one in Asgard would deny me. I have no ulterior motive, Heimdall, I hide nothing. This is me we’re talking of, remember? There is no need for subtlety even with the most innocent.
Why should I be with one woman as father, or celibate as a human monk as Loki -
He what? Looking at whom? When? In what sense looking?
I do not believe you, but I see the hour grows late. I shall leave you to your work.
TBC...
Chapter 3
