nursedarry | Fic: Hammer & Tongs, 10/?

Title: Hammer & Tongs 10/?
Authors:

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 236
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

Heimdall, I realise it was unfortunate that we had a trade delegation tramp through on their way to Midgard, but I honestly didn’t think Loki would make his move on you in the Bifrost.

Yes, well, I’m not my brother. Just be thankful I’m no longer braying.

Very funny, Heimdall, I do not normally bray; did you not hear that sigh of contentment, those grunts of lust?

All right, and that yelp of surprise just before the ears appeared. No, it had nothing to do with how you were…moving.

I what?

UNTRUE! You must have misunderstood – I cried out “Loki” after he had stumbled upon us! Stop being ridiculous.

Where is he now?

Sif? Does he not know she doesn’t fancy men?

Well, she must not, she would not lay with me and who can resist me, Heimdall?

I am not boasting!

What do you mean I chase even the inappropriate because I deny who I truly love? You’re all seeing; who is that?

You think I love myself? I assure you, Heimdall, I do spend time alone, if you know what I mean…

TMI? What does that mean? I grow bored with this conversation. And with these ears. I leave you now to find Loki and demand he turn me back.

I said turn me back Heimdall, not bend me over. How would that rid me of these ears? You talk in riddles again. Farewell.

TBC...

Chapter 11