Fic: Hammer & Tongs, 8/?

[nursedarry]

Title: Hammer & Tongs 8/?
Authors: nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 290
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...



I know I am not handling this properly, Heimdall. Things don't seem to being going the way I mean them to.

I bribed a servant to tell me of the next of Loki's conquests. I was sure it would be Hogun, and I was right. What I didn't know was that he'd always fancied me.

You did? Then why would he let Loki touch him? To get to me?

Er...well, it worked.

WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT! I know you are all see-ing, but there is no way you could have heard anything; I was careful to be more...restrained.

But I think Loki is scheming now. He's been sweet and charming and he always gets like that when he's planning something devious. I best be on my guard.

I just do not understand this sudden desire of his for experimentation; does he not have all he needs?

Of course sexual congress is wonderful. But I thought Loki above such things. I suppose I just never imagined him...desiring another. It twists my guts, Heimdall, and I do not know why. Like the time I had left Mjolnir at the feast the night I visited your rooms. I must endeavour to discover his plans. I do not see him stopping his quest.

He what? He was here? What did he want?

Heindall, I'm warning you...do not forget what we discussed - you will not touch him. And I shall have to find other lodgings, or Loki may exact his revenge on me.

Yes, I suppose that would solve both our problems; I wouldn't walk into Loki's trap and I could be assured you will keep your hands off him.

And this time I won't lose my hammer.

Right, your rooms or mine?

TBC...

Chapter 9