I'd forgotten about our high school hi-jinks...wonder if I have those somewhere :: makes note to self to search closets ::
In addition to providing you with live porn, HARRY and DRACO have been designed to perform quality service around your home and garden (if you can convince them to get their hands out of each other's trousers for a few minutes). There are 69 such uses.
Of course there are. LOLOL! I laughed like a maniac when I read this piece :D Really captures the essence of a user's manual and splendidly funny. I particularly liked the troubleshooting section:
Problem: DRACO is sneaking around the house and HARRY is following him, Marauders' Map in hand, and whispering something that sounds like "...up to no good."
Solution: Your units have accidentally switched to canon mode. Nothing good will come of this. Switch them back to Fanon mode as soon as possible.
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In addition to providing you with live porn, HARRY and DRACO have been designed to perform quality service around your home and garden (if you can convince them to get their hands out of each other's trousers for a few minutes). There are 69 such uses.
Of course there are. LOLOL! I laughed like a maniac when I read this piece :D Really captures the essence of a user's manual and splendidly funny. I particularly liked the troubleshooting section:
Problem: DRACO is sneaking around the house and HARRY is following him, Marauders' Map in hand, and whispering something that sounds like "...up to no good."
Solution: Your units have accidentally switched to canon mode. Nothing good will come of this. Switch them back to Fanon mode as soon as possible.
Bwahahaaaaa!!!