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Title: Hammer & Tongs 16/?
Authors:

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 361
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 16 )

Current Mood: hungry

OMG - note to self:

Taking the last of the steroids for out-of-control asthma + reading

septemberoses' Copenhagen series (so much lovely G/E/Carsten food-smut) was NOT the best combination this morning.

I have eaten ~~nearly~~ all of

jtsbbsps_dk's rye bread and pate, ~~half~~ a whole cucumber, two chopped eggs, two small Kit-Kats, chocolate milk, and now want ice cream, smoked salmon, onions, radishes and herring. Then I want to wash it all down with the rest of the Absolut, a pint of blood and a mouthful of come.

No lie.

Title: Hammer & Tongs 14/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 495
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 14 )

Title: Hammer & Tongs 12/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 295
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 12 )

Title: Hammer & Tongs 10/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 236
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 10 )

Title: Hammer & Tongs 8/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 290
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 8 )

Happy Christmas to meeeeeee!

I got Veela fic for a pressie this year and it's got Healer!Draco, amusing Weasleys, Hermione the Brilliant and Wise(!), action, chickens, yummy smut and great characterisations!

The dub!con warning is nothing to worry about - it's just on there because who knows what you'll do when overcome by raging Veela hormones - you know they want it, right?

Go read The Importance of Blood and you'll be saying Mmmmmmmm for the rest of the day!

Current Mood: horny

Title: Hammer & Tongs 6/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 328
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 6 )

Current Mood: artistic

Feel free to skip this unless you're mentioned below - it was just too much to tweet.

Okay,

sati_lotus, my wonderful friend who gets me through work with your funny emails and your hawt fic, your card and present are ready.

With inspiration taken from the lovely

leochi and with guidance and much hand-holding from the patient

mayfly_78 (both these ladies deserve medals, btw), I have made you a card with watercolours. It was my first attempt at this kind of thing, and boy, does it show.

The card is called "Swedish sunset" - for some reason I thought you might like that - and this is the refernce picture I used for it. (Thanks to the Googletastic

cleo_jay and her awesome skillz for that, btw.)

Fortunately, I don't have a working scanner, and my phone takes shit pictures, so the rest of you will be spared from seeing what I have wrought.

Please try to be forgiving (or have been blinded) when it arrives.

Happily, your present - which is also Swedish - is much nicer to look at. I advise you concentrate on that.

Title: Hammer & Tongs 4/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 216
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

The story so far...

( Chapter 4 )

After the success of last year's H/D letter-writing campaign on

hd_seasons,

nicevenn and I are at it again. These aren't letters though, (I'm not sure he could write his name in the dirt with a stick), these are conversations. We'll endeavour to update regularly.

Title: Hammer & Tongs 2/?
Authors:

nicevenn and

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 318
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid - hoorah!
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry. Based on the movie!characters.

Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 )

the_ass_fest reveals are up and I can admit to this silliness.

Title: Do As I Say, Not As I Do
Pairing(s): Albus Severus/Scorpius, I’ll say no more.
Rating: NC17 (just)
Warnings: None
Word Count: ~7.4K
Summary: They thought they had the perfect plan. They didn’t.
Prompts: Two wonderful prompts submitted by

tabitha666: Al and Scorpius decide to try something new in their sex life; roleplaying their fathers and Al and Scorpius' first time is embarrassingly and accidentally interrupted by their shocked fathers.
Notes: As ever, thank you to my brilliant betas,

delphipsmith &

groolover, and to

jtsbbsps_dk for the great advice. The ending is rather abrupt (and plagairised), but I thought Draco and the Divine Ms R said it better than I ever could.

( Like Fathers Like Sons? )

FINALLY, RL and LJ are both behaving and I can get this posted. The following people should be worshipped and adored!

Happy Birthday to:

justine_currie,

sesheta_66,

riventhorn,

delorispea,

gomusing,

auroraprimavera,

saras_girl,

thewickednix,

beren_writes,

taradiane,

autumn_falls18,

crimsonxangel12,

yumekutteikt,

sunmontue,

silentauror,

chimera3838,

et_tu_lj

( These will be under your tree/next to your menorah/anywhere else you expect pressies )

And look!

nicevenn is writing me a wonder festive fic for the Advent and it's got H/D and skiing and all the mayhem that's sure to ensue from the boys shacked up in a chalet together! Grab a glass of glühwein - Colorado style - and enjoy!

The Problem with Slopes, (NC17, overall)

Hello - just poking my head out of RL to say THANK YOU to eveyone who left such lovely (and suggestive!) comments on

hp_love_anon. My fandom friends are some of the bestest people in the whole damn world! *hugs computer*

Huge thanks also to

o_k_go for that sweet little innocent gift over at

hd_fanart.

OMG, it's the return of

ass_news! ~~Or it will be on Wednesday if I get my shit together by then.~~ It's going to have to wait for the weekend...

And, I don't suppose anyone's see this yet. I've absolutely no idea what kind of prompt to leave...*cough*

Current Music: Never Let Me Go - Katie Webster

OMG!!! Happy Birthday to this lot:

alaana_fair,

linndechir,

likeasongsong,

rainien,

hallowedresin,

fancypantsdylan,

bluemoon2,

fireflavored,

daiseechain,

phoenixphire9,

bouncy72,

lkaet,

unspoken_depths,

princess_lily13,

naadi,

thepretender51,

razzberryrain,

kayladie,

crickets,

lomonaaeren,

vicious_seagull,

subtlefire,

gutter_kid,

snegurochka_lee,

celestlyn,

sophia_clark

( How about a pretty young thing to celebrate with, eh? )

This post is long overdue, but since work in RL is now eating my brain, my LJ life has consisted mostly of my

hd_prophet and

crack_broom duties. Both jobs I love, because I discover awesome fic and art, which I bookmark and will devour as soon as flu season is over, but I hate not having time to play! *whines*

( I promise, nothing serious shall sully this update )

And finally, despite my cat's best efforts to change my mind, I am keeping all my wonderful v-gifts and I thank my wonderful flist for their love and the bazillion spiders.

HUGE HUGS TO EVEYONE and HAPPY HALLOWEEN (for tomorrow).

You're probably sick of seeing it pop up in all your comments :)

Just look at that chest. Those thighs... And that groin...

And I chose the "stay in bed" answer over the Quiddich and still got him. But why wasn't there a "join in" part of the answer to finding him in bed with another man?

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Harry Potter

Your perfect HP man is Harry Potter.

You like a guy who's not afraid to fight evil when evil picks a fight. There's a lot to say for bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, even if it does come with a prejudice against people who don't fit into his conception of "good guy" and a penchant for hurling objects across rooms when he gets angry. But in fairness, for an orphan who's spent the better part of his life being hunted by the most evil wizard in existence, he's turned out pretty well. Just be prepared to name your kids after everyone he's ever lost, because he's got a bit of an obsession about the past.

(Fanart by hito 76 http://hito76.deviantart.com/ Used with permission.)

Take The Harry Potter Husband Test at HelloQuizzy

On another note, if you're taking part in

hd_remix, make sure to confirm your assignment before Sunday 18 September at hdremixmod@gmail.com, if you haven't already, or you will be dropped from the fest.

Shocking, I know. /sarcasm

I don't have a lot of time to play, but I'm there! Have joined

slashmore and will get you all friended sometime. In the meantime - feel free to friend me!

Right, ironing...

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